Thursday, December 9, 2010
BRO, WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR PEH-RO-BE-LEM?
*malay mode*
Bila masa aku cari kau? Bila masa aku kacau hidup kau? Bila masa doh? Cuba kau cerita sikit masalah kau tu apa? Kau yang rajin sangat menyemak kat inbox aku. Ada aku ajak kau gerak KL? Eh tak doh. Kau yang over kay? I was trying to be nice konon aku mengharapkan kau datang. Firstly, yes it's fucken true I MISS YOU, I can't move on. Tapi aku tak ada la nak buatkan kau fikir aku mengganggu hidup kau. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT YOU JUST CAN'T APPRECIATE THE EFFORT I'VE USED TO GET YOU BACK IN MA LIFE. Aku dah buatkan bahasa melayu since kau bodoh sangat dalam english bila aku guna english. Kau ni memang bangangkan? Harap je belajar tinggi tinggi tapi sama gak bangang. Muka dahla macam ebony, ada hati nak perasan aku cari kau? Kau yang call aku selalunya, kau yang tanya mana aku. Pastu tak tentu pasal aku pulak yang kena. FO SHO kau penyakit Anemia kan? Hilang ingatan. Oh wait aku sendiri tak ingat start dengan apa penyakit hilang ingatan tu. But Alzheimer is for senior citizen so yeah. BUT THE FUCKEN CONCLUSION IS APA MASALAH KAU SIAL? Kau tak puas hati, mari datang rumah aku, takkan kau bodoh sangat tak ingat rumah aku, kau yang dulu rajin "layan" aku kat rumah ni. Bodoh sial kau tak menghargai aku langsung. Takpe aku dah tak kisah pun pasal kau. Kalau kau mati awal aku tak cakap pun innallillah lah brader. Pfft chow.
Wednesday, December 8, 2010
DUDE, I'M TIRED OF BEING MRS NICE. I GOTTA SHOW HOW TOUGH MY ASS IS BITCHES.
firstly, dude c'mon what's your motherfucking reaction when I did state the fucking obvious that I like you? OH YEAH NONE. And you just know how to made people pissed huh? I didn't show how pissed I am but soon I'm turning into a motherfucking hulk squeeze you till every of your bones break. I don't give two fucks about what you gonna say about me. I don't give two fucks if you dislike me. Am I that despo? YES MOTHERFUCKER YES. since you are acting like a mofo, i bet you even hurt a BIGFOOT. You get this bitch? I bet this slapped you right in your soft zit-less face huh boy? Oh yeah one more thing, phrase fuck and go suits you. You know how to make things complicated aren't you? Okay let's face it, every girls dig you, durhhhh, who doesn't? BUT DON'T MOTHERFUCKING PLAY WITH MA HEART MAN OR ELSE IMMA BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN TILL THERE'S NO DUST AROUND. chow mofo.
Secondly, YES I KNOW, JOKES. Oh c'mon do i look like a guy that you can try to pull out evil sarcasms like that? i'm a girl, get yo facts right bitch. I maybe look like OHMAIGAWDYRAMOTHERFUCKINGCOOLPERSONTOTALKTO type of person but yet, DO I LOOK LIKE I'M LAUGHING? OHYES, we're on twitter, you can't notice the LOOK. The 'do i give a fuck' look. If you don't know my shits, ya gotta dig real hard to find out what the fuck is wrong with me these days. YEA MAN I KNOW WTF! MY GOD PMS WHILE NOT ON PERIOD. this is some motherfucking shit mannnnnn! HOLYSHITTTTT NURUL IS ON PMS YOU GOTTA BACK OFF OR YOU'LL DIE. c'mon, deal with em. I might be pissed but cool me down if you are my friend. not backing off. life is not fucking awesome. so you gotta deal with my temper mannnn, right now i'm pulling my socks, but later i'll do a mohawk, making you all grunt and fucked up since i'm the one who soon be messing with you dufus. GOODLUCK SON, CHOW.
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